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Birds and Bees

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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into Tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

At seven, I got he 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"

Busted

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Loose Mama

"Daddy," the little girl said. "I didn't know that mom is a magician."

"What do you mean, Honey?" asked the dad.

"Well," replied the girl. "I heard her on the phone saying she was going to turn a couple of tricks tonight."

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