Boobs, breasts, knockers, melons:

By what ever name, the shape or sight of a woman's breasts provides inspiration, comfort and security for the sane. It's only the insane and ignorant who are adversely affected or lack self control.

Jay Leno said "Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. It's going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon as women grow another breast, men will want another hand.

Paddy and a nursing mother

Paddy was walking down the prom one day and he saw a mother breast feeding her baby boy. Paddy stopped and said to the mother. "What a lovely sight, I like to see natural breast-feeding cause I was raised on that y'know".

The young mother told Paddy to clear off, but Paddy continued. "No seriously I was raised on the breast milk, look at me, tall, lots of muscles, and really fit. Seein your baby breast feeding takes me back to my childhood". After a pause he asked, "can I suckle on your other breast?"

The young mother said, "Get away with you Paddy".

But Paddy convincingly said. "You've got plenty of breast milk for baby, and he doesn't need the other breast". The young mother looked at Paddy and thought, well he is good looking, fit and lots of muscle, so she said. "Come over here Paddy and get on the other breast".

Paddy began sucking on the other breast, after a few minutes the young woman was more relaxed and starting to get aroused, panting slightly, she laid back and whispered. "Paddy, Paddy ..... is there anything else you want ?"

Paddy asked "err....have you got any Farleys Rusks?"

Wonder Bra

Why is the Wonder Bra called a Wonder Bra? Because when she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Medical exam question
"List four benefits of breast milk."

Answer:
1. No need to bottle it.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
4. Available in attractive containers.

Q: What is the origin of the word "Boob"?
A: The "B" is the aerial view, the "oo" is the front view, the "b" is the side view.

A young reporter was having trouble finishing her byline. The editor specifically told her they can't print the words breast or boobs. The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . )"

An just in case you're wondering, women look