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Crude Humour

To Thin

At a student dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gave her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually have more meat in it."

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Tight Pussy

A couple were in bed getting busy when the girl placed the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asked him.

So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says.

So in goes another one.
She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!"
So he has his entire hand in, when she screams out "Put both your hands inside of me!!!".

So the guy puts both of his hands in!

"Now clap your hands..." commands the girl.

"I can't", says the guy.

The girl looked at him and said "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".

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The Prize

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Dozens of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge, enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The man says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

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