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Boys toy

A girl who enjoys sex

Hey there, this world is really one fucked-up place but I have a story that has never quite made sense. A few years back I picked up this girl hitchhiking out of Canberra and like she was wearing an open little jacket showing her tits but I managed to put away my lust and we had a really nice conversation, its like we just clicked.

She said she wasn’t going to meet anyone and had no place to stay but wanted to spend time in Sydney so I said that she was welcome to crash on my couch which she accepted. Now one of my mates had invited me to a barbecue so we drove

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Tonto McTavish

Humour

Soon after a man boarded his flight and taken his seat, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman walking down the aisle. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the sexiest looking woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she

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Tales of Infidelity - 2

A wife’s indulgences part two

From part one Hi there, you recall that I sent you the story of my first sexual foray outside of my marriage and I have decided not to sit in judgement on myself over this. I have indulged in another three wildly exciting sexual experiences with my neighbour Jerry and I also had a nice long chat with his wife Sally who knows everything, well that I’ve been fucking her husband but not all the details. Amazingly she approves and she’s shared stories of some of her conquests.

The talk with Sally put things into perspective quite a bit, and while I’ve had great fun with Jerry, I don’t have any desire for him

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Tales of Infidelity - 4

A wife’s indulgences part four

From part three: After an evening making love to my friend and neighbour Sally and then going to bed with my husband who promptly fell asleep, I lay awake thinking about sex and relationships, or more specifically what I wanted from life. The strong physical sex I got from Sally’s husband Jerry really seemed to put my body and mind in order, but it had also awoken a desire to have that regularly although unfortunately, Jerry was only available once or twice a week and my two intimate liaison’s with Sally were sweet and lovely, they were less important.

I reviewed my interaction with my neighbours aware that I’d lusted after a

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A Lack of Sleep

A basic human need

We have not even noticed that the cause behind all many illnesses and disorders of our lives may be a lack of sleep and the amount and quality of sleep has changed with the development of human civilization.

From the day man discovered artificial light, sleep has become very troubled and as more and more gadgets fall into our hands, the quality of sleep continues to change. There was a time when people spent 6 to 8 hours per night in total darkness, but with all the modern gadgetry we have today, few bedrooms are completely dark due to the number of LED lights that run 24 seven.

But others think sleep is unnecessary and too

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The Healing Power of Orgasm

Fact or fiction?

There is no general consensus as to the reason we orgasm or any agreement as to what it actually does. We know that it floods the body with some feelgood chemicals and that it’s a deeper sexual experience which helps to facilitate social bonds.

There is some debate as to whether or not the male ejaculation counts as an orgasm or if it is simply a release mechanism for accumulated stress, but there is no doubt that orgasms are very important for women, so much so that in the 1700s and 1800s, masturbation became a commonly used treatment for what men called women’s hysteria.

There is no doubt that life can be very frustrating and good sex

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Did I Want To?

Spring break at Lake Havasu

Spring Break was still four months away when all the talk and planning started. I wasn’t particularly interested, but as the week came closer I realised that if I wanted to be “in” I had to participate. I also came to realise that most of my friends and peers really disliked their lives and they couldn’t wait to get drunk and party like there was no tomorrow.

I talked to Mum and she said that while I could choose not to go, it was a rite of passage that I should probably go through with although I didn’t have to do anything disagreeable. So really, Mum was no help at all and rather than

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Boobs outtakes

Boobilishous videos

Everyone likes boobs and isn’t it crazy, boobs are beautiful, often nicely presented and yet we’re not supposed to look? Here are a collection of videos about boobs that are funny and educational. It’s hard not to notice that women look and compare just as much as men, the thing is it’s rude to stare, so don’t.

On a serious note, what’s fair for guys should be allowed for women:

But on the other hand,

If you’re still looking, you may have a problem… no, okay you just love breasts

Boobs for traffic control

This one’s just for those who love bouncy boobs

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ACTUAL SEX LAWS

Strange but true

The age of consent for sexual activity in the UK is 16 and other countries have set the legal age at anything from 12 to 20 although in some Islamic countries girls as young as 4 are often raped and can be married at age 8 or 9 and the marriage consummated.. In ancient cultures, girls were often married as soon as they reached puberty.

Most Middle Eastern countries recognise the following Islamic law:

“After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by

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Pilot dies

Humour

Pilot dies

A gentleman takes a pretty blond girl flying and while in the air, he has a heart attack and dies leaving her in danger.

Fearful, she works out how to use the radio and calls out a May Day.

Moments later she hears a voice over the radio say “This is Air Traffic Control, I have you loud and clear. Please explain your situation.”

She said that her pilot appeared to have had a heart attack and is dead, and she don’t know how to fly. “Help me! Please help me!”

ATC replied, “Keep calm, I will talk you through this and Get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind

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