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Dumb Lawyers

Humour

Some of these jokes are in bad taste but we’re talking about lawyers…

A billboard ad for a law office: “Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty. Lawyer to defendant: Was that the same nose you broke as a child? Lawyer to doctor: isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning? Lawyer to defendant: Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? Lawyer to defendant: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? Lawyer to defendant: Were you alone or by yourself? Lawyer to defendant: Q. What is the meaning of

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Kalayo Music

World Music from the Philippines

Kalayo was formerly known as the Pinikpikan Band, a group of musicians who dared to be different and if you listen, you’ll hear influences of Sanatana, Jimi Hendrix and a range of New Age sounds. They are to the Philippines what Osibisa was to the UK, rebels and consequently pioneers.

Kalayo is a Visayan-Filipino word for “fire” which sounds more inspiring than Pinikpikan which translates to flogging a chicken; a horrid method of killing chickens before cooking. Kalayo is flame; be it yellow, blue, red, green or violet, the heat of their music will always make you feel hot and want more.

Officially formed in 1999, the band has made four music cd albums

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The Karma of Technology

Will we pay a price for our pleasure and conveniences?

In most families, children are taught and encouraged to do their share to help maintain families and communities. This is natural and they can take pride in their contribution. But in the situation that has become more prevalent in the modern world is that children are being forced into lives of hard labour to help maintain adults who should know better in lives of privilege.

This is one of the darker sides of capitalism where in the case of mining, minerals are taken/stolen from the earth and much of the labour is performed by children were often paid so little that they remain perpetually malnourished and are constantly abused.

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Another Hotel Scam

Criminals know no bounds

This is how it works to steal your credit card details:

You arrive at your hotel and check in at the front desk. Typically when checking in, you give the front desk your credit card (for any charges to your room) and they return the card to you.

You go to your room and settle in. All is good. The hotel receives a call and the caller asks for (as an example) room 620 – which happens to be your room.

The phone rings in your room. You answer and the person on the other end says the following: ‘This is the front desk. When checking in, we came across a problem with your charge card

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Blond Moments

Humorous tales from real life

Hi, this is a bit embarrassing but I’ll tell you anyhow. Last week I arranged to get a ride to the mall with my brother who was going to pick me up at 1130 sharp. He’s really bossy but I had plenty of time or so I thought. I slept until nine, did a few chores in the buff and took a shower, then as I had time to spare I put on my favourite yoga tights and started working out.

Yoga is really gentle so I didn’t break a sweat and I was really getting into it when my brother arrived. Like he just pulled into the driveway, honked and called me to

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Sex Therapy

Humour

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. “You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend. “That’s amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I.”

“We’re thinking of going to a sex therapist”, said Linda.

“Oh, we could never do that! We’d be too embarrassed!” responded Mary. “But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?”

Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again.

“So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?” Mary asked.

“Things couldn’t be better,” Linda exclaimed. “We began with a physical exam, and afterwards the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He

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Tonto McTavish

Humour

Soon after a man boarded his flight and taken his seat, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman walking down the aisle. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the sexiest looking woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she

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Pushing boundaries

Qatari Princess Shaikha Salwa’s Sexual Scandal With Seven Men

It is often said that gossip makes the world go round and such stories should be left out of the media. But this is such a juicy tale that gave the world’s media organisations a field day.

The context is patriarchal and moral. Probably millions of men have had sex with multiple partners over the space of weeks and if anyone finds out, they are seen as heroes. Should any man be discovered in bed with seven women, he would be seen as a god.

However when a woman has such a strong libido, she is condemned and her family often suffers some disgrace. Civilisation only pretends to be moral

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Boobs outtakes

Boobilishous videos

Public domain image

Everyone likes boobs and isn’t it crazy, boobs are beautiful, often nicely presented and yet we’re not supposed to look? Here are a collection of videos about boobs that are funny and educational. It’s hard not to notice that women look and compare just as much as men, the thing is it’s rude to stare, so don’t.

If you’re looking, you think you may have a problem? No, you just love breasts…

The science of why you may like boobs If breasts are little more than sacks of fat, why are they so attractive to heterosexual men?

Big and bouncy

Boobs for traffic control

This one’s just for

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ACTUAL SEX LAWS

Strange but true

The age of consent for sexual activity in the UK is 16 and other countries have set the legal age at anything from 12 to 20 although in some Islamic countries girls as young as 4 are often raped and can be married at age 8 or 9 and the marriage consummated.. In ancient cultures, girls were often married as soon as they reached puberty.

Most Middle Eastern countries recognise the following Islamic law:

“After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by

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