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Living with Boobs

Advice from a big breasted girl

Probably the first thing about big boobs is that everyone notices and a whole lot of people stare. As a 10-year-old they were a curiosity and then a nuisance because they got in the way of sport and of course I had to start wearing bras which are an uncomfortable feature of life that have yet to be totally comfortable with.

I probably inherited my boobs because mums are pretty big although I never seemed to notice in part because she kind of hides herself away. But she went to considerable length to make sure I got good bras even though I hated them. So I guess I

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Blond Moments

Humorous tales from real life

Hi, this is a bit embarrassing but I’ll tell you anyhow. Last week I arranged to get a ride to the mall with my brother who was going to pick me up at 1130 sharp. He’s really bossy but I had plenty of time or so I thought. I slept until nine, did a few chores in the buff and took a shower, then as I had time to spare I put on my favourite yoga tights and started working out.

Yoga is really gentle so I didn’t break a sweat and I was really getting into it when my brother arrived. Like he just pulled into the driveway, honked and called me to

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ACTUAL SEX LAWS

Strange but true

The age of consent for sexual activity in the UK is 16 and other countries have set the legal age at anything from 12 to 20 although in some Islamic countries girls as young as 4 are often raped and can be married at age 8 or 9 and the marriage consummated.. In ancient cultures, girls were often married as soon as they reached puberty.

Most Middle Eastern countries recognise the following Islamic law:

“After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by

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Dare to Bare

The roll of naturism in life and health

We all inhabit a human body, it is a vehicle that carries us through life. Some cultures have celebrated this human body while others have declared that it is repugnant and shameful. If those people who despise the human body think it is so bad why do they put up with their own?

The human body occurs naturally within nature but why has it become so derided and shameful? In most countries today, if you walked naked down the street you would be arrested and this is more so if you are a male; but you’re more likely to get away with it if you’re a female.

In Australia recently the police

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Does penis size matter?

Some Female Opinions

There is no 100% agreement as to the ideal penis size but many continue to argue and magazines have frequent articles on this subject. From a reproductive perspective, as long as his equipment works to be able to impregnate a woman then for many men this is enough for him. However this does not always satisfy, especially if the woman wants a prolonged period of intimacy and pleasure.

In the 21st century, women are putting their careers first and because the world is overpopulated, there is no need to reproduce and sex as a recreational activity. People also have a natural predisposition that when something is good, to strive for something better.

Gina from Los Angeles

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The Science Behind Pheromones

The power of attraction

Today, there are many pheromones products in the market, and you most probably wonder what these products. The word pheromone originates from theGreek words “pherein” (to transfer) and “hormon” (to stimulate).

Coined by experts Adolf Butenandt and Peter Karlson in 1959, this term describes the chemical signals among living organisms that elicit response from the physiology or behaviour of other members. Pheromones are chemical substances generated by one living organism and are transmitted to other organisms that belong in one species.

Pheromones are naturally occurring substances the fertile body excretes externally, conveying airborne messages that generate social responses from others of the same species. Pheromones were first defined by biologists in 1959 as chemical substances excreted

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35 and Unmarried

Real Life Humour

As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked, “What in the world are you doing?!”

The daughter replied, “Mum, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. So please go away and leave me alone!”

The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing,

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Two Parrots

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, “Hi, we’re hot and we want to have some fun?”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise the lord and worship.”

The next day

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Boobs

Boobs, breasts, knockers, melons:

So blessed

By what ever name, the sight of bare breasts provides comfort and security in the sane. It’s only the insane and ignorant who are adversely affected or lack self control.

Jay Leno said “Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. It’s going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon as women grow another breast, men will want another hand.

Paddy and nursing mother Paddy was walking down the prom one day and he saw a mother breast feeding her baby boy. Paddy stopped and said to the mother. “What a lovely sight, I like

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Brian & Dave

Two guys, Brian and Dave, fancied a drink or two but didn’t have much money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of two dollars.

Brian said “Hang on, I have an idea.” He went to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.

Dave said “Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!”

Brian replied, “Don’t worry – just follow me.” They went into the nearest bar where Brian immediately ordered two beers and two whiskies.

Dave said “Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!”

Brian replied, with a smile. “Don’t worry, I have a plan, Cheers!”

They downed

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