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Kalayo Music

World Music from the Philippines

Kalayo was formerly known as the Pinikpikan Band, a group of musicians who dared to be different and if you listen, you’ll hear influences of Sanatana, Jimi Hendrix and a range of New Age sounds. They are to the Philippines what Osibisa was to the UK, rebels and consequently pioneers.

Kalayo is a Visayan-Filipino word for “fire” which sounds more inspiring than Pinikpikan which translates to flogging a chicken; a horrid method of killing chickens before cooking. Kalayo is flame; be it yellow, blue, red, green or violet, the heat of their music will always make you feel hot and want more.

Officially formed in 1999, the band has made four music cd albums

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Boobs outtakes

Boobilishous videos

Public domain image

Everyone likes boobs and isn’t it crazy, boobs are beautiful, often nicely presented and yet we’re not supposed to look? Here are a collection of videos about boobs that are funny and educational. It’s hard not to notice that women look and compare just as much as men, the thing is it’s rude to stare, so don’t.

If you’re looking, you think you may have a problem? No, you just love breasts…

The science of why you may like boobs If breasts are little more than sacks of fat, why are they so attractive to heterosexual men?

Big and bouncy

Boobs for traffic control

This one’s just for

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New computer

The joy of technology – Humour

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new computer and are asked to put in their windows password.

The husband thinks he’s smart and puts ‘Mypenis’ as the password and a dialog box pops up with the message:

“Error. Not long enough.”

And his wife falls on the ground laughing………

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I changed my computer password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it, the computer will remind me that my password is incorrect.

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On a cold winters day, a woman sent her husband a text message saying; “Windows frozen, what do I do?”

The husband replied: “Pour some warm water over them”.

Some time later husband received

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Politicians

Humour/Satire

Q: Why was there so much confusion in the US Secret Service after George W. Bush became president? A: President Clinton’s code name was “Mr. Bush.”

The definition of diplomacy is the ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Q: What do you get when you order a ‘Hillary Clinton’ at KFC? A: Two breasts and a left wing.

Q: What do you call 20 corrupt politicians who died in a plane crash? A: A good start.

Q: Why are politicians like diapers? A: You have to change them often as they get filled with shit.

Politicians

Optical Illusions

Optical illusions are something that may leave you perplexed and questioning your eyesight. Some are unique photos and others photoshopped.

Test your mind:

George Carlin

The word master and social commentator

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008.

George Carlin is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians: One newspaper called Carlin “the dean of counterculture comedians. He is known for revealing the foibles of life, the injustice and lies of the administration.

Brain Droppings A speech in which he made fun of Washington politics, the language of politics and America’s penchant for euphemism and about labelling minorities.

Unmasked with George Carlin

Euphemisms

Napalm and Silly Putty Audio.

Funny Pics

Caught in the moment

Random photos of people from all walks of life caught in those memorable moments.

Reporters bloopers

Some reporters are still human

Sexy and funny

Are we funny or what?

Boner in ballet class

A hour of sexy gags

Monty Python

The British comedy group “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” Sometimes known as “The Pythons” turned British humour on its head between 1969 and 1974 when it was broadcast by the BBC and their unorthodox approach to humour still motivates comedians and satirists today.

The original cast are: Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, John Cleese and Michael Palin.