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New computer

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new computer and are asked to put in their windows password.

The husband thinks he’s smart and puts ‘Mypenis’ as the password and a dialog box pops up with the message:

“Error. Not long enough.”

And his wife falls on the ground laughing………

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I changed my computer password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it, the computer will remind me that my password is incorrect.

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On a cold winters day, a woman sent her husband a text message saying; “Windows frozen, what do I do?”

The husband replied: “Pour some warm water over them”.

Some time later husband received another text from his wife: “The computer

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Optical Illusions

Optical illusions are something that may leave you perplexed and questioning your eyesight. Some are unique photos and others photoshopped.

Test your mind:

George Carlin

The word master and social commentator

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008.

George Carlin is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians: One newspaper called Carlin “the dean of counterculture comedians. He is known for revealing the foibles of life, the injustice and lies of the administration.

Brain Droppings A speech in which he made fun of Washington politics, the language of politics and America’s penchant for euphemism and about labelling minorities.

Unmasked with George Carlin

Euphemisms

Napalm and Silly Putty Audio.

Funny Pics

Caught in the moment

Random photos of people from all walks of life caught in those memorable moments.

Reporters bloopers

Some reporters are still human

Charlie Chaplin

The worlds greatest comedian

A hero of the silent stage and later the ‘talkies’, Charles Spencer Chaplin who became better known as Charlie Chaplin was born on April 16th 1889 in Walworth, London, UK to Charles and Hannah Chaplin, who were music hall entertainers.

He made his first stage appearance at age five and he went on to become one of the most loved actors of his generation starring in many silent films.

His Films included: Making a Living in 1914, The Immigrant and Easy Street in 1917, Woman of Paris in 1923, The Gold Rush in 1925, The Circus in 1928, City Lights in 1931, Modern Times in 1936, The Great Dictator in 1940, Monsieur Verdoux in 1947, Limelight

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A Blonde At The perly Gates

Humour

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. ‘I’m sorry,’ St Peter said; ‘But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.’

‘That’s cool’ said the blonde, ‘What does the Entrance Exam consist of?’

‘Just three questions’ said St Peter.

‘Which are?’ asked the blonde.

‘The first,’ said St Peter, ‘is, which two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’ ‘? The second is ‘How many seconds are there in a year?’ The third is ‘What was the name

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