Q: Why was there so much confusion in the US Secret Service after George W. Bush became president? A: President Clinton’s code name was “Mr. Bush.”
The definition of diplomacy is the ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Q: What do you get when you order a ‘Hillary Clinton’ at KFC? A: Two breasts and a left wing.
Q: What do you call 20 corrupt politicians who died in a plane crash? A: A good start.
Q: Why are politicians like diapers? A: You have to change them often as they get filled with shit.