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Politicians

Humour/Satire

Q: Why was there so much confusion in the US Secret Service after George W. Bush became president? A: President Clinton’s code name was “Mr. Bush.”

The definition of diplomacy is the ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Q: What do you get when you order a ‘Hillary Clinton’ at KFC? A: Two breasts and a left wing.

Q: What do you call 20 corrupt politicians who died in a plane crash? A: A good start.

Q: Why are politicians like diapers? A: You have to change them often as they get filled with shit.

Politicians

George Carlin

The word master and social commentator

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008.

George Carlin is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians: One newspaper called Carlin “the dean of counterculture comedians. He is known for revealing the foibles of life, the injustice and lies of the administration.

Brain Droppings A speech in which he made fun of Washington politics, the language of politics and America’s penchant for euphemism and about labelling minorities.

Unmasked with George Carlin

Euphemisms

Napalm and Silly Putty Audio.