Q: Why was there so much confusion in the US Secret Service after George W. Bush became president? A: President Clinton’s code name was “Mr. Bush.”

The definition of diplomacy is the ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Q: What do you get when you order a ‘Hillary Clinton’ at KFC? A: Two breasts and a left wing.

Q: What do you call 20 corrupt politicians who died in a plane crash? A: A good start.

Q: Why are politicians like diapers? A: You have to change them often as they get filled with shit.


George Carlin

The word master and social commentator

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008.

George Carlin is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians: One newspaper called Carlin “the dean of counterculture comedians. He is known for revealing the foibles of life, the injustice and lies of the administration.

Brain Droppings A speech in which he made fun of Washington politics, the language of politics and America’s penchant for euphemism and about labelling minorities.

Unmasked with George Carlin


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