United Kingdom

An empire in decline but a sweet land

Just across the English Channel from France, the countries; England, Scotland and Wales are referred to as Great Britain, the United Kingdom or the UK for short.

The UK was the dominant cultural, industrial and maritime power of the 19th century. At its zenith, the British Empire stretched over one-fourth of the earth’s surface raping and pillaging in the name of selfish capitalism, and today it’s still a leading trading power and financial center. It’s people are undecided about quitting the European Union and it’s leaders are engaged in the fight against the terrorism they helped to create. Despite the recent Islamist attacks, do not be deterred from visiting this great country.

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The Graveyard Shift.

And British poverty

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery…….if you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor”

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn’t even afford to buy a pot……they “didn’t have a pot to piss in” & were the lowest of the low

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their

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The Burkini Ban

The crazy politics surrounding Islam

A recent controversy that has come to the fore primarily on European beaches is that of Muslim women dressed in a head to toe burkini. Sadiq Khan is banning bikini ads in London and replacing them with Islamic propaganda. Some French people have been outraged enough to get a court order banning such apparel on public beaches, however a higher court overturned that decision. So what is it about the burkini?

The burkini is worn by Muslim women who under Islamic law have very few rights and freedoms. In totalitarian Islamic societies, a camel has more rights than a woman who cannot leave the house without her

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Victoria’s Adventures

Living with a strong libido pt 3

From parts one and two

Sex as a useful hobby

Stephen was also not pleased about a new subdivision and that morning Victoria went into the pub a little earlier than usual where after a little flirting and giving a blow job to the publican, he revealed all he knew about the proposed subdivision which really wasn’t very much, but a few people in the village were concerned. So Victoria went door-knocking and she found a handful of people who also objected and by midday they’d organised a committee to find out more.

After lunch she phoned Stephen and conveyed the news, and as she was speaking there was a knock

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A trading and tourist hub

Big Ben and the houses of parliament

With a population of eight million, London is the seat of the British parliament and a major centre for modern culture and capitalism. If you have ever played the board game of monopoly, you will be familiar with many of the place names.

London is a great destination with many places of interest including Buckingham Palace, the museums, Tower of London, the London Eye, Piccadilly Circus, Barnsbury Park and Westminster Abbey.

Mid summer (July and August) is the best time to visit as the weather is generally warm and settled, however accommodation can be scarce and prices higher. The popular attractions are often crowded with long lines

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The UK’s south coast

With interesting things like a palace and a collapsing pier, Brighton is a lively and captivating city. In between drag shows and shopping, there is always time for some interesting sight seeing. The Regency Pavilion, collapsing pier, other pier, gay scene, drug scene and drag scene, are what Brighton is famous for. It is known to be an interesting and pleasurable place to visit, and live. It claims itself to be “most enchanting, exciting, extraordinary seaside city in Britain”. This is a pretty bold statement, but is actually true.

With 250,000 people living here, Brighton is big enough to be cool but small enough to have a real flavour about the place. It is known as

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The British Penny


The British Penny: European Union Directive No. 456179

In order to bring about further integration with the single European currency, the Euro, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase “Spending a Penny” is not to be used after 30 April 2015.

From this date onwards, the correct term will be: “Euronating”.

It is hoped that this will be a great relief to everyone.

If you have any questions, just give me a tinkle!

In for a penny, in for a pound – to take a risk


A remote retreat

Hamilton Bay Bahamas by Exist

Pack your Bermuda shorts and head 1500 km (1000 miles) off the Florida coast, 1250 kms (750 miles) from Philadelphia and over 5,500 kms (3500 miles) from London to this remote island getaway.

Bermuda is a popular sub tropical resort destination. The rich and famous enjoy the island as a retreat and it has a romantic ambience making it a good honeymoon destination, but it’s also a popular stop for cruise liners.

A British administered territory and one they didn’t steal off anyone, Bermuda is perhaps more renowned as being the apex of the Bermuda Triangle, a mysterious region where ships and planes

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Our Dark Future

The rise of insanity

Our corporate masters a tightening the screws despite public protest. Here in good old New Zealand, the government continues to sell the people out. They have been slowly but steadily making it easier for international corporations to do as they please and paying lip service to the real needs of the people.

The escalation in house prices is simply part of an international conspiracy by the world’s largest banks providing favours for the executives and return for perks and the surety of good jobs when they leave politics although in this country, politicians continue to receive a substantial salary even when they leave office which is way beyond that of any normal retiree.

Over the past

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Internet date

There are no guarantees, but often good fortune

Despite the fact that there were men eager to get her into bed, Karen thought she wanted more than that. She’d joined several dating sites and met this guy Mike who seemed a decent enough chap. After a few introductory message exchanges through the website, they graduated to some conversations on Skype. They’d gone quite well and Mike seemed to have brains as well as brawn so she agreed to meet him for dinner.

He had a schedule to keep so Karen agreed to meet him after work for drinks and dinner. There was no time to go home and change after work, so she wore a slightly more provocative outfit than

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Sexy London

A guys guide

By Jasmin Lee (2004)

London, the greatest city in the world? Some argue so. This city has around 7 and a half million inhabitants, and 11 months of the year has grey and rainy weather. It is a very cosmopolitan place, and is the largest city in England, as well as being the capital of the United Kingdom. As far as sexual services go, London seems to cater for everything but also leaves a lot to be desired. England is slowly catchingup to the twenty first century, and the liberal views on sex that the rest of the world is starting to enjoy.

The different areas of London are all flavoured differently and because London is so

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