A girl who enjoys sex
Hey there, this world is really one fucked-up place but I have a story that has never quite made sense. A few years back I picked up this girl hitchhiking out of Canberra and like she was wearing an open little jacket showing her tits but I managed to put away my lust and we had a really nice conversation, its like we just clicked.
She said she wasn’t going to meet anyone and had no place to stay but wanted to spend time in Sydney so I said that she was welcome to crash on my couch which she accepted. Now one of my mates had invited me to a barbecue so we drove
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McCain Foods (Aust) Pty Ltd
The originally Canadian company McCain’s processes and sells frozen foods in Australasia and they have the motto, “oh McCain’s, you’ve done it again” implying that they’ve done something really wonderful. In terms of frozen vegetables this company is pretty much a household name so the other day I bought a packet of their frozen vegetables.
The supermarket chiller is full of many brands and because it was a familiar brand, I selected a bag of McCain’s frozen greens. My gaze didn’t take me much beyond the title, after all, veggies are veggies and later after preparing a meal, we sat down to eat. But the taste of McCain’s mixed vegetables proved to be so incredibly
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From the world’s second-largest living bird
Smaller than African Ostriches, the Emu, (Dromaius novaehollandiae) is Australia’s tallest native bird which grows to more than 1.5 m (5 feet) tall and weighs over 45 kilograms (100 pounds).
Emus are a soft-feathered and travel great distances for food, and when necessary they can sprint at 50 km/h (30 mph). Their diet is made up of plants and insects, and they have can go for weeks without eating.
These giant flightless birds are farmed for their meat as well as their oil which has been used for thousands of years by the Australian aborigines.
Emu oils is made from the refined fat of dead emu’s and it’s used to treat burns,
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Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store in Rhyde.
I placed them on the front passenger seat of the ute and headed back home.
On the way I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which didn’t leave much to the imagination.
When she’d filled up and went to pay, she glanced into my ute and saw the beer, then she bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy
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The First Nation Australians
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No one knows for sure how long the Australian aboriginal people or first nation Australians have lived on the continent. Some say more than 60,000 years and those who are more sceptical say 30,000 but there is no way of knowing for sure because there is no certainty as to where the rest of us all came from and the general out of Africa theory has sprung many leaks over the past 30 years.
Extensive reviews of archaeological evidence seem to indicate that modern humans have been on earth for more than 300 million years and that it is possible that the first Australians were on
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Holidays in the buff
Do you find packing for holidays a bit of a struggle? Then maybe nakationing is for you!
In addition to the clothes free beaches that feature in most countries, there is a growing clothing-optional tourism industry with over 250 nudist resorts and clubs around the world.
Some are family friendly, but most are adult only catering to swingers and may have erotic themes. But don’t let that put you off because people are flocking to this holiday option in ever greater numbers.
A new trend is toward the many cruises that offer clothing-optional travel. This has expanded from one ship in 1992 to about 50 ships and an estimated 40,000 people in 2015.
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A woman walks into the Gympie Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids…
‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL yours?
‘Yeah they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children rush to find seats.
‘Well,’ says the social worker, ‘then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names.’
‘This one’s my oldest – he is Terry.’
‘OK, and who’s next?’
‘Well, this one he is Terry, also.’
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Terry.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terri.
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Two boys are playing with a rugby ball on the street outside Stadium Australia , when one is attacked by a vicious rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy took a stick and manages to wedge it on the dog’s collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping the attack.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
‘Young Roosters Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal,’ he starts writing in his notebook.
‘But I’m not a Roosters fan,’ the little hero replied.
‘Sorry, since we are in Sydney, I just assumed you were,’ said the reporter and starts again.
‘Wallaby Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,’ he continued writing in
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Behind the news
Australia is not as glamorous or as glorious as some make out. Most Australians are decent people but there is a culture that runs deep through the Australian administration that’s very bloody-minded. There is still a campaign to deprive the aboriginal peoples of their land and even right to life and more recently the Northern Territory government was exposed for its abusive treatment of children who had been incarcerated.
Being bitten by ticks can cause Lyme disease which is a debilitating and poorly understood condition. If you are in the park or out in the bush, try to avoid being bitten. The mentality of the ruling elite in AU is pretty twisted, but now to the main
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A land apart
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Western Australia is one of the drier Australian states with warm to hot temperatures for most of the year. The dry heat of summer makes for pleasant change from the moisture laden air as is found in Queensland and the south east Asian countries. You can usually expect about 8 hours of sun each day which sets over the ocean.
Winters can be wet and the seasons follow a Southern Hemisphere climate with Summer between December and February and Winter June – August. Geographically Western Australia is almost totally flat with a few small hills.
Attractions: If your looking for the sunniest capital city in Australia, you have
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