Chinese Proverbs

Humorous wisdom

1. A Passionate kiss is like a spiders web which soon leads to undoing of fly.
2. Virginity like bubble. One prick-all gone.
3. Man who run in front of car get tired.
4. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
6. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
7. Man who walk sideways through airport-turnstile is going to Bangkok.
8. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
9. He who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
10. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
11. Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
12. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
14. It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
15. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
16. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
17. Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
18. When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.
19 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
20 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
21 It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
22 Man who drive like hell bound to get there
22 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
23 Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
24 Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
25 Man who farts in church sits in own pew


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