Kids in Church


3-year-old  Reese :
'Our  Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is  His name.

The pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and, gazing up at the plaque, he said quietly, "Good morning, son."

"Good morning, pastor" replied the young man not taking his eyes off the plaque.

"Sir, what is this?" Johnny asked.

"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque.

Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?"


A little boy was overheard  praying:
'Lord,  if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry  about it, I'm having a real good time like I  am.'


After  the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back  seat of the car.
His father asked him three  times what was wrong.
Finally,  the boy replied,
'That preacher said he  wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
And I wanted to stay with you  guys.'


One  particular four-year-old  prayed,
'And  forgive us our trash baskets
As  we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'


A  Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
Were on the way to church service,
'And  why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'


A  mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,  Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to argue  over who would get the first pancake.
Their  mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would  say,
'Let  my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and  said,
'  Ryan, you can be Jesus !'


A  father was at the beach with his children
When the four-year-old son ran up to  him,
Grabbed  his hand, and led him to the  shore
Where  a seagull lay dead in the  sand..
'Daddy,  what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He  died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back  down?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<~~~~ A  wife invited some people to  dinner. At  the table, she turned to their six-year-old  daughter and said, 'Would you like to say  the blessing?' 'I  wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied. 'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife  answered. The  daughter bowed her head and  said, 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all  these people to dinner?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


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