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Jokes about oral sex and a guide on how to

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several weeks. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. Guessing that sexual arousal might stir her from her coma the Doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead.

The shocked doctor asks what happen to which the man replied: "I think she choked."

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A woman is in the hospital for an operation and asks, "Doc, how long will I have to wait after my operation until I can have sex again?"

He replied, "Miss Karensa, you're the first person who ever asked me that question before a tonsillectomy!"

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Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

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How do you get to know who gives good blow jobs?
By word of mouth.

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