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stherTwo women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems", Linda told her friend. "That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I."

"We're thinking of going to a sex therapist", said Linda.

"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"

Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again.

"So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?" Mary asked.

"Things couldn't be better," Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterwards the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"

With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office.

"I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said.

"But doctor," Mary complained, "you did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?"

"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of Apples and a box of Polo Peppermints..." 😂😂😂😂

People want to say that my job is morally wrong

Last night I kissed and caressed an old, lonely disabled man who told me he never gets so much as a touch, a hug, or a neck rub from anyone because most people are afraid of his appearance.

All he wanted was someone to hold him for a little while. And yes, it was sensual, we kissed, I massaged his junk a bit, but it was part of the experience. He needed someone to love him as he was, unafraid of his body.

So fuck you who says my job is immoral. You are probably the same person who wouldn’t give so much as the time of day to a man like my client.

IMPORTANCE OF SPACE IN ENGLISH GRAMMAR.

A female employee got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.

She sent him a "Thank you note" by email.

Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said: your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night.

It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke.

I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. Thanks a lot.

Moral:- A "space" is an essential part of English grammar. .......😂😂

Easy money in Rome

One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from.

"Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left," said the 12-year-old. "We told him that we knew where he had been, so he asked us not to reveal anything and gave us 20 euros."

"Then we followed the man," said the other boy, "and when he came to his house we told him that now we also knew where he lived. Then he gave us another 50 euros and begged us to keep quiet."

"That's a truly awful behaviour," the mother replied. "You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man. Off you go to confession in the church."

The boys did what they were told and went to the Church, to confess and atone before the priest.

After a while they came back with 100 euros, because now they also knew where the man worked!!!

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