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Sex is Allright

I wonder how and how much others consider sex?

Hi Dianna, recently I have been trying to have some meaningful conversations with my girlfriends about sex, but they are all too shy which is why I am writing to you.

For myself, I think that sex is fun and because there are so many guys around wanting sex, it’s really easy to indulge. But I try not to indulge too often, not so much because I don’t want to, but rather it seems like every girl and every adult around me doesn’t want me to. But generally I try to ignore them, but it means that I have to be fairly discrete.

Anyhow a few weeks ago we (my family)

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The North of the North

Kaitaia and Cape Rianga

Spirits Bay

Known as the Aupouri Peninsula, this is one of the most remote districts of New Zealand. Kaitaia, the only town is near the base of the peninsula and about 160 km northwest of Whangarei. The main industries are agriculture, forestry and tourism. The population is 4,887 (2013 census), which makes it second largest town in the Far North District, after Kerikeri.

You can get there by air or bus from Auckland or Whangarei, and when you get there, there are many small tourist operators who will take you out to see the sights but the best way is self driving. But when you drive north of Kaitaia, you need to make sure

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Nude Beach Vacation

Humour

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says “Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!”

The mom says, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, “Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy’s!”

The mom says, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, “Mommy, I just saw Daddy

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Burning Bush

One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn’t care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks “Sir, what’s under the newspaper?”

The man replies with “it’s a birdy and never ever touch it.”

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he’s in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive

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Auckland Beaches

Swim summer and autumn

With water on all sides, Auckland has a great many beaches, some safe for toddlers and others for strong swimmers and surfers. As well there are many boating opportunities, you can hire kayaks and other boats. Be water safe and swim between the flags as you don’t want to be another drowning statistic.

Takapuna Beach

Easily accessible from Auckland city, Takapuna beach is adjacent to a busy shopping and residential area. Great to take a break from shopping and combining the beach with shopping at the Sunday market works well.

Cheltenham Beach The perfect place for a picnic and summer swim. Cheltenham Beach is just a 15 min stroll from the Devonport ferry terminal and

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