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The Baptist Cowboy

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A cowboy, who’d just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walked into a bar and ordered three mugs of Bud. He sat in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he’d finished them, he came back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approached and said to the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

The cowboy replied, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the

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Texas Cowboy

A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy sez, “Y’all havin’ some problem with circle flies?” The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, “Well yeah, if that’s what they’re called. But I never heard of circle flies.”

“Well, sir,” the cowboy replies, “circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around

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Lost Cowboy

Humour

A modern day Australian cowboy was lost and spent many days crossing the western plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Australian Tax Office ID badge and a dull grey dress. There’s a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

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