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Modern insanity
Drunk = Spacially Perplexed Insane People = Comprehensibility Selective Insane People = Selectively Perceptive Bisexual = Sexually Non-preferential Bald = Folically Challenged Bald = Comb-Free Girl = Pre-Woman Fat = Calorifically Enhanced Alternatively, Fat = Horizontally Challenged Alternatively, Fat = Gravitationally Challenged Short = Vertically Challenged Airhead = Reality Impaired Sarah Brightman = Alternatively Talented Dead = Metabolically Challenged Poor = Economically Deficient Poor = Economically Unprepared Slum = Economic Oppression Zone Hunter = Animal Assassin Old People = Gerentologically Advanced Homeless = Optionally Residential Hooker = Sexual-Care Provider Hooker = Sex Surrogate Housewife = Domestic Technician Handicapped = Differently Abled Deaf = Visually Oriented Blind = Photonically Non-receptive Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged Ugly = Attractively Impaired
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The Battle for Sanskrit and Saving Our Languages
Mainstream civilisation it is losing connection with its roots as people buy and large identify themselves as being their bodies and minds, and life has become all about body and mind as well as escaping the suffering that is experienced by bodies and minds.
The original creation came out of oneness and the physical world is plural. Therefore we tend to live as two-dimensional beings governed by crude logic and our need to survive. Because we have lost that connection with our roots we are so far adrift that even our means of survival are at risk.
Garland of Letters वर्णमाला
Saṃskṛta more commonly known as Sanskrit is the root
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A deviation in language
In modern English usage, the word responsible has come to mean ownership of a situation. In other words you are responsible for your actions which is stretching the original truth of the meaning of the word.
If we go back far enough, the original meeting is respond, in other words it is about responding to life.
Similarly the word responsibility is used likewise and has come to mean that one is in a position of trust or authority while the older meaning is simply that one has an ability to respond.
On the face of it, language is continually changing however the transition of the word responsibility from being able to respond to a position of
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Sexual innocence?
At the time of Christ the word virginity meant “a free and independent woman” and had nothing to do with sex. Wikipedia in general holds an American moral view meaning “anyone who has not had a sexual experience with another person be it gay or heterosexual.”
The older English version of the meaning equated to a state of being naive, innocent, or inexperienced in a particular context but before about two hundred A.D., virgin equated to courtesan, a woman of independent means.
The word virginity as it’s used in common English in most countries today is purely sexual pertaining to a form of ignorance that most kids are in a hurry to escape and adults who’ve
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Humour
The meaning of the word
W — wonderful I —- item F — for E — entertainment
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H—- handsome U — useful S — smart B — but A — at N — night D — dangerous
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Perception
A couple are going out for a night on the town. They’re all dolled up, ready to go; the lights left on, the dog put out. But just as the taxi arrives and they step out of the house, the dog darts back inside and won’t come out. They don’t want to leave the dog inside, so the husband goes upstairs to find it, while the wife goes to wait in the taxi. Not wanting it known that the
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1. If you understand, say “understand”. If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. For example, She sells sea shells on the sea shore. The shells that she sells are sea shells I’m sure.
3. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
4. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
5. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
6. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?”
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to night-clubs? Shouldn’t they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it’s picture taken, what does it
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math-disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder, and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road, and was booked by the police for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
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The Mensa Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee
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The true meaning of the word
drawing by Jem Magbanua
The Church would have you believe I was a whore, but I tell you now that the Church is the whore for they would have you believe that woman is tainted and that the sexual passions between a man and a woman are evil. Yet it is here in the magnetics of passion, that the womb of ascension is created. ~ Mary Magdalen ♥
“Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man – a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were
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