Three Sisters

Book humour

Three Nuns just want to have fun! But when these former Catholic nuns have too much fun and get in trouble with the law, they become nuns on the run. Driving back to Washington D.C. where they work at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Parts, the three sisters are arrested in Tennessee.

After defeating the local deputy in strip poker, they escape from jail, and are pursued by the zealous Detective Schmuck Hole, who has personally offered a $10,000 reward for their capture on The 700 Club. Little do they know that when the three sisters visit the Washington Monument, their lives will change forever.

Set in 1979, The Three Sisters is a sacrilegious satire that skewers

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Adult Humour

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye…. It reads:


He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought…. Soon he sees another sign which reads:


Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:


His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is

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Nude Nuns

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. “Who is it?”, calls one of the nuns. “Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the

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Adult Humour

It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and young Sister Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.

The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.

“Oh, sister,” said the young nun dreamily. “I’ve been saved.”

“Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?” asked the old nun.

“Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my

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Fortune Machine

A nun was about to fly to Chicago and while waiting for her flight saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune.

So she thought to herself I’ll give it a try and went over to the machine put her nickel in and card came out and it said, You are a nun, you weigh 128lbs and your going to Chicago Illinois.

So she sat back down and she thought to herself it probably tells everyone the same thing and decided to try it again.

So she went over to the machine again and put her in nickel.

A card came out which read, you are a nun, you weigh 128lbs., your going to Chicago and your going

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