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Education Fails

When fictions and beliefs are taught as truths

Most parents want their children to become successful and happy in life, most often with more emphasis on success because they believe that success is the key to happiness. Success as in money is the flag of aspiration and meaning in life that supersedes almost everything else and children today are being driven en-mass towards this ill-defined goal.

Success is a great many things and every individual develops their own interpretation. While the most basic success is to grow into life, reproduce and see one’s children grow into life to the point where one can experience grandchildren represents the greatest universal success because it is biological and represents the natural continuation of

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Romulus and Remus

The beginning of my affair with the twins

I met Noah and Luke toward the end of high school at Spring Break, they are the older guy types that hang around trying to get off with young girls although I don’t have a problem with that. The actual meeting went something like this: I’d just been in one of those wet T-shirt competitions and paraded myself naked in front of the crowd, but it was all over and I took some guys T-shirt so that I could get back to my room without being arrested.

A big group of girls were still keeping the crowd entertained and a couple of girls were making out on

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Out takes

Anecdotal short stories about human sexuality

Brian’s dad

Brian is something of a nerd but he’s a really nice guy. We went out together and fucked a few times though I found talking science all the time was really hard work. Anyhow some time passed and I hadn’t seen him for a while and I needed some help with an assignment, something he was good at.

So I figured I’d surprise him. I had it all planned that he’d help me with my assignment and then I’d fuck his brains out. Wearing one of my shortest skirts and kinda dressed like sex on legs, I knocked and was surprised when his father opened the door. So there I was

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In school

Teacher; “If I stand on my head, you will see my face will turn red because blood flows into my head. But that does not happen when I stand on my feet. Why?”

Student; “Because the feet aren’t empty.”

Bur seriously, yoga is good for you

Candy Cain Pt 2

From part 1

Then they had an invitation to perform for a business roundtable meeting with a lot of interstate delegates. A group of businessmen actually came to school and watch the girls perform several times and the week before they were due to perform at this function, a couple of corporation executives spoke to the girls. He praised their routine and their sexiness and said that he hoped that their performance would inspire the leadership of the company to better things.

When they arrived and went to change for the performance, the girls were all issued new outfits in the corporate colours. Candy loved them because they showed more skin than their regular costumes. Instead of halter tops

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Candy Cain Pt 4

From part 3

Candy’s mind kept returning to the bachelor parties and the sex. She was still going out with Tommy and there was little time to mix it up with anyone else and then she got an invitation to another bachelor party as did her girlfriends. Unfortunately it was on a Friday night before a school championship that they had to perform on Saturday morning and afternoon. The girls talked about it and they knew that they should be sensible and have an early night, but instead they went to the party.

It was as raunchy and wild as the last one, but this time they did the entire second half of their routine completely naked to the

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Rose

Story of a remarkable friendship

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around then a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, ‘Hi beautiful. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?’ I laughed and enthusiastically responded, ‘Of course you may!’ and she gave me a giant squeeze.

‘Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?’ I asked.

She jokingly replied, ‘I’m here to meet a rich husband, get

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Condoms

A humorous look at Condoms

The next most important thing about sex, is after agreeing you both want to, ascertain that you want to be responsible and avoid unpleasant surprises. Std’s and pregnancy can complicate you life, so before making that hit, be prepared. Everyone dreaming of sex should be carrying condoms in wallets and purses.

1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

3. Don’t be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your sprout.

5. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think

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Salada

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.

They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.

As you might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper “lettuce” if she wants it harder and “tomato” if she wants a new position.

Lettuce…

Lettuce…

Lettuce…

Tomato…

Lettuce!

Lettuce!!

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So Pretty

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine.

On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he’s getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she’s a virgin and wants to stay that way.

“Well, okay,” he says, “how about a blow job?”

“Yuck!” she screams. “I’m not putting that thing in my mouth!”

He says, “Well, then, how about a hand job?”

“I’ve never done that,” she says. “What

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